In honour of the Functional Programming eXchange, on a bus to which I am writing this.
(a (program (writtenp :in 'lisp)) (may 'be (and (simple) (elegant) (crisp))) (but (cry '(C pros) "too *fancy();" "for (i; simply(); &cant++ + ++see)" "{ the code; for (;;) { the parenthesis; } }")))